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July 17, 2008

Social_security Republicans hate Social Security, right? They hate all that big-government stuff, and they especially hate the idea of young people subsidizing old people’s quasi-welfare. John McCain, in particular, has been quite vocal on the subject.

But! It turns out McCain is both a Social Security naysayer and a Social Security recipient. I hate to call an old man a hypocrite, but the dictionary definition is pretty clear. Maybe if he signed his checks over to his local Meals On Wheels or senior day care center, I would have to revise my view, but I guess he needs that little bit of extra cash each month for Preparation H and Werther’s Originals.

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  1. [...] all, and HE IS HELLA OLD). But considering that he keeps shit-talking Social Security all the time, some have already commented that maybe he should stop accepting it. The whole issue has just come up again, with some of his old remarks on the subject coming back to [...]



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