Contemporize, Man!

If you were John McCain, and you knew you were a very, very old man who was out of touch with what’s going on in the world today, would you not try to surround yourself with aides who were younger and more, as they say, “with it”? Evidently the actual John McCain has gone another way by hiring Rick Davis. McCain’s campaign manager was on Morning Joe today telling host Joe Scarborough this.

HA HA HA HA! Wait, what? Is that supposed to be a burn? Last I checked, everyone hated Paris Hilton. Maybe the next time Davis is trying to do a bit about the vapid assholes pop-culture mavens are obsessing about, he should pick up a copy of Us Weekly: if he’d said Barack Obama had more fans than Miley Cyrus, I might have been impressed.